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holographicgoth:

leoriiio:

no. i don’t want whatever you’re selling

let her in wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Source: shelgon

dykenosaur:

my therapist????

Source: mekaa

pip-n-flinx:

softblackboy:

-teesa-:

11.30.18

How Barack proposed to Michelle.

Dangerous flex but okay

But this is missing the real context. They were arguing over the value of marriage in a committed relationship. Barack often argued that if they loved eachother the marriage was unnecessary. And *that* is the argument he started before proposing to her

Less a flex and more emotional judo

Source: -teesa-

slab-o-meat:

slab-o-meat:

thinking about those toy pizzas where the slices velcro together

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oh baby

Source: slab-o-meat

fozzie:

im obsessed with this gif this is literally how i feel when im in a room by myself muttering about my hyperfixations as if preparing for a ted talk

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Source: fozzie

dearpegasus: “fedex boxes (various). walead beshty. ”

dearpegasus:

fedex boxes (various). walead beshty.

Source: dearpegasus

sonypraystation:

0ci0:

Congratulations!

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Source: 0ci0

docincredible:

tilthat:

TIL famous playwright Henrik Ibsen, after overhearing his nurse assure a visitor he was doing better, spluttered his last words, “On the contrary!”

via reddit.com

You ever die just to flex on a medical professional?

Source: tilthat

Source: c0lorcore